Funny and amusing SMS, jokes will make you laugh ver well. Fun is the name of enjoying things. We can also say that enjoyment is another name of the perfect life. But sometimes the troubles and tensions life make miserable that result in a messy and sad life. That doesn’t let us be happy for a moment it looks like we won’t laugh again.
Usually, you can fun with your friends by doing unusual things and with family members by having a Party or Picnic. But only when they are with you. In their absence, only amusing jokes and SMS can make you laugh again. By a funny and amusing SMS from our friends and family member can make us laugh. In that little second, we forget about our life troubles. happiness makes our life perfect. Laughing too much can increase our life and never let us old. Life is the name of enjoying every moment and second, that includes smiling and laughing each and every second. So never let your any moment waste in crying and becoming sad.
Why should we need to laugh:
Funny and amusing SMS, Jokes help you chuckle. Laughing is and will always be the best form of therapy. Life becomes much better chuckling. It is the best way of keeping anxiety and troubles away from us. We will be always way from depression and High blood pressure by laughing every time. Research has proved that howling for 2 min is some as 20 min jog. Laughing is always the best medicine. It is a way that you could get relief from your illness. By remaining happy every time a small thing makes us chuckle loudly. But there is a problem with finding that small thing this may be jokes or funny SMS. But it should be a unique SMS. Here we are providing you a vast collection of funny and amusing SMS that can make everyone laugh at once.
Funny and amusing SMS/jokes in Urdu:
1.biwi apnay shohar ka phone check kar rahi thi phone mein aik number “COVID-19” kay naam say safe tha usnay uss No. par call ki toh who biwi ka No. nikla, Uskay baad shohar khud isolation mein mila.
2. Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha uss kay paas betha aik adami uss ki tarif kar raha tha: yeh buhat namazi hai yeh 5 waqat ki namaz parhta hai ramzan kay poray rozay rakhta hai achnak pathan nay namaz chohri aur khanay laga iss ko yeh bhi batao kay hum nay hajj bhi kiya hai
3. Ek pathan bajli kay daftar gaya aur wapda kay minister say poucha: Namastay! yeh bajli kab ayai gi??
5. teacher: 2 mein say 2 nikal dein toh kitna baqi bachay?
student: teacher sawal smaj nahi aya
teacher: agar tumhray pass do rotiya hay aur dono tum khalo toh kaya bacha?
6. Ami: tum zandagi mein chand bana chatay ho ?
bacha: khushi khushi! jee hai
7. Chalo shukar hai 1947 mein whatsapp nahi tha warna log azadi ki jadojahad kay liyay ghar say bahir na niklta ghar behtay hi yeh message kartay: agar azadi chahiyay toh jitna ho sakhta hai autna yeh msg pheloa.
9. aik adami nay aik gin ko azad kar diya. Gin: kaya hukam hai meray aqah? Adami: meray ghar say america tak aik road bana do? Gin: buhat muskil hai meray Akah!. Adami: chalo phir meri biwi ko mera farmdar bana do. Gin: road single bani hai yeh double?
10. bhutto nay kha: qum ghass kay lay gi lakin atom bomb zaroor banai gi
Funny SMS/jokes in ENGLISH:
1. So nice is your…….smile
how nice is your……style
nice is your…….voice
very nice is your……eyes
2. Milk is white
Sun is yellow
Grass is green
Water is blue
But you are red
4. What a wonder-full word sorry is
If the man says, anger is over
5. Have you ever seen water flowing over the moon?
6. STUDENT’s brain is like a Bermuda triangle
7. Don’t break someone heart It has only one
8. A: you are attractive
B: you are beautiful
C: you are cute
D: You are delectable
E: you are elegant
F: you are fabulous
G: you are gorgeous
H: you are heavenly
I: I am
9. once a Man asked a question from a company owner
how you push your employees to come in time?
1o. Eat always with Butter
Cut always with cutter
If you block my number
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